These are so funny!
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Her: Is it in?
Me: I’m done.
Lasted about as long as a Ronda Rousey fight.
No foreplay. Came after thirty seconds. Was stupid enough to ask if she came. She cried afterwards.
My boyfriend had to tell me “You don’t…actually…blow…”
5. Wrong hole.
Well the vagina was a lot closer to the asshole than I had originally thought…
Didn’t have condoms. Used a Ziploc bag.
Not get an erection, I am pretty sure that’s what I did wrong.
8. Got herpes.
Uh, having unprotected sex with a stranger who had herpes could probably be defined as something I “did wrong.”
I lied, said…
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