35 People Reveal The Worst Thing About Losing Their Virginity (NSFW)

These are so funny!

Thought Catalog

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Found on AskReddit.

1. Lasted 1 second.

Her: Is it in?

Me: I’m done.

2. Lasted 14 seconds.

Lasted about as long as a Ronda Rousey fight.

3. Lasted 30 seconds.

No foreplay. Came after thirty seconds. Was stupid enough to ask if she came. She cried afterwards.

4. Literally tried to “blow” him.

My boyfriend had to tell me “You don’t…actually…blow…”

5. Wrong hole.

Well the vagina was a lot closer to the asshole than I had originally thought…

6. Used a Ziploc bag as a condom.

Didn’t have condoms. Used a Ziploc bag.

7. Couldn’t get it up.

Not get an erection, I am pretty sure that’s what I did wrong.

8. Got herpes.

Uh, having unprotected sex with a stranger who had herpes could probably be defined as something I “did wrong.”

9. Told her I wasn’t a virgin.

I lied, said…

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Film Review – Housebound (2014)

Want to watch this!

Jordan and Eddie (The Movie Guys)

Housebound - postTitle – Housebound (2014)

Director – Gerard Johnstone (feature debut)

Cast – Morgana O’Reilly, Rima Te Wiata, Glen-Paul Waru, Cameron Rhodes

Plot – Petty criminal and all round trouble maker Kylie (O’Reilly) is sentenced to house arrest in her childhood home in which her ghost believing mother Miriam (Wiata) lives. When Kylie also starts to feel like they might not be alone in the house things start to get a little out of the ordinary.

 “Anyone who says there’s no such thing as a bad egg obviously hasn’t worked in social services”

Review by Eddie on 23/03/2015

Alongside the destined for cult status What We Do in the Shadows, Housebound suggested to the world that New Zealand had made a play for the crown in regards to Horror/Comedy kings in 2014. Both films are unwaveringly original in many respects, fresh DIY movies that don’t let a meagre budget get…

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